Riders-Eskimoes
- 2 split second make one whole second as Omarr Morgan's 2 split second plays give Edmonton a second to ponder a last second loss.
Now wait just a second here folks. Just a second ago wasn't everyone screaming for the heads of rider players after a second (who's counting?) choking of a last second opportunity?
After Omarr Morgan's second big play on a last second blocked field goal, you may want to give them a second chance. Either way, there's no more second guessing of a previously second rated defence.
Uh Sorry What?...Oh...sorry folks I guess i've just been told to stop acting 2 and get down 2 business on why the Saskatchewan Roughriders are now the hottest team in the CFL.
Ok, uh i only came here today prepared to only fool around, be less serious, i don't even feel like giving you the beat on the game here today in fear that you'll turnover in laughter at my lacking speaking skills. Ok fine I guess i'm just going to have to wing it....Wing it?, Turnover? Hey I think I can use that as my starting point. Hey wait...starting point? something the Riders are doing early and often as opposed to the Turnover and Winging it into triple coverage they were so accustomed to doing before.
Let's get straight to the point....37-36 Riders... I know I make a lot of misprints on here when I publish it the first time but this is not one of them, winning by one point in riderville is as rare as uncooked meat....3 minutes before the final gun the score on the maxtron scoreboard read 37-36 riders....so big deal they were up down the stretch anyway so what's the fuss? The touchdown doomed drive by the Eskimoes everyone thought it would be, started with a 30 yard pass to RonMcClendon (anyone ever heard of that name? no? ok thanks guys thats what i thought)...2 heartstopping plays later the eskimoes were set up to kick a 30 yard field goal (you know those kick to win a trip to hawaii field goals at halftime? well this was roughly the same distance, and all done by a kicker who's put more power into his kicks than a car with the power to drive to hawaii) " ok i said hut, c'mon lets snap to it, hut hut, are you listening to me? don't listen to the crowd, just snap the ball' said the honourable Haden Epstein who, 0 for 3 on field goals that day, is sure to have the flag halfmast in Riderville when he passes on ,all because of his contributions today. "snap is back, ball is up...NO WAIT, ITS BLOCKED, ITS BLOCKED, IT IS DOWN, THE ESKIMOES ARE DOWN, RIDERS WIN!
This day will go down in history as the day a fellow kicker punched the riders in the back when they were choking and saved them. Tomorrow is sure to be a good work day, no more firings due to manure dumping incidents, no more family disputes over who should be starting QB, no more tears, no more pain
At least for another week that is........
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