Rideres Game 6 analyisis vs. Ottowa Renegades

A fine and pleasant misery

• Riders perform another "Whoopsy Daisy" against surprising 'Gades
  

The riders season is much like bed-wetting

In the riders season, the players most often have a swell feeling while their up (but a warning is usually issued to fans to stay in their seats)

In a little kids great nightly adventure of bed-wetting, they most often gather that SWELLED feeling while their still up.

In bed-wetting, it comes slowly but when it eventually arrives there's no way of stopping it, as is the case late in rider games. The other team discharges things our of their (offensive and defensive) systems just as does the yellow stuff that shall remain nameless comes out of ones system during the practice of bed-wetting. Often during their bed-wetting experience, the urinatee' feels they need a change. As does the riders contingent.

Getting that sickening feeling yet?

This is the sickening feeling you should be getting after viewing episode 3 of the roughriders potty accidents last friday night.

Proffessional performers are supposed to do great things throughout a show and then save the best for the last. In front of 25,000 patrons at Taylor Field, the riders without hesitation wet the bedsheet in their 21-16 los to the Renegades. A change has come. A new diaper has been changed. Although these babies may still not be all that comfortable yet...the ever promising duo of shivers and barrett have vowed that this needed to be done.

Goodbye Santino Hall

I thought Santino, when you said that you would join the strip club with me that you were just readying yourself to join the morning comics club. That's the kind of strip i was talking about dummy, where were you? Golly I sure hope you find some good nightclubs in the town the CFL calls the Waivers....

Patience is a virtue....patience by definition is bearing or enduring pain. Us as rider fans are out of patience...patience usually only has to last for a short period of time and then boiling over in anger is acceptable. How many years have we had to be patient? 16 years (89 Grey Cup) and then before that 13 years (1976 home playoff game) and before that 10 years (1966 Grey Cup). Hmmm 39 years of patience...39 years that we could have been doing something else in our lives.

39 years times 18 games(3 hours per game)

=702 games times 3 hours

=2106 hours of futile cheering

Potty training takes how many years? 4? Not sure, but I am sure I still wasn't being potty trained when I was 6 years of age going into kindergarten...6 years is how long the Shivers-Barrett duo have tried and failed to come up with a Grey Cup. Way overdue.

Oh the pain and the negativity we must spout off being rider fans...the sorry state our eyes must go through in a game such as last fridays, no teams fans have gone through as much heartache....

It's great isnt it???

There's no other team i'd rather cheer for. For when any one of you rider fans are wetting the bed...having your patience tested or are wasting precious moments during your lifetime to see grey cup hopes fade to black, think of how great it is to be a rider fan...

3-3 isn't even that bad after all is it?

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