From Dirty Rascal to King of the castle

Evan Hardy Souls look to regain football prominence after 2 years of mediocrity.

Before we get unto the major subject today, I'd like to show you a few key vocabulary words one must learn before heading out to Gordie Howe Bowl on friday.

1. Boredom (bor'dem) weariness bcaused by dull, tiresome people or events.

These dull, tiresome people that caused the boredom happened to be your Evan Hardy Souls, whose 28 game winning streak was in virtual jeopardy. The team found themselves down 35-0, prompting hundreds of teenagers in the stands to start churning the wheels in their head...LOOK OUT!

2. RiffRaff (rif'raf') worthless people: trash

This is the name best suited for the attention happy person who decided to go for a run on the Gordie Howe Bowl grass star naked. It was a Humid night and apparantly the run clocked faster than any other football player on the field in that game, but regardless, the streakee got a standing O from the boredom stricken crowd.

3. Chaos (Kaos) Great confusion; complete disorder.

This is what usually occurs when an intersecting of the two previous words takes place. It takes complete boredom and a little mix of desire to be a RiffRaff. This must be done with a large amount (or very little depending on the value) for it to become chaotic. A 2nd prime example of stupidity caused by a dismal team came when a RiffRaff played a catch me if you can game with a cop....the young man successfully deked the officer out of his pants and got away unscathed.

However, keep in mind, these 2 these 2 games in 2 different years and this unsoulike behavior occured at the hands of team the Souls face this Friday- The St. Joseph Guardians. Put away the Handkerchiefs and trash the "Swear words for Dummies exclusive" book this is time to seek revenge. The Dark Age is now ever.

No more "rebuilding" (translation-sucking)

No more moral victories for Grade 10 youths

No more comments such as this "Oh well, another inclomplete pass, at least our QB is only in grade 10"

Chase Bradshaw is now in grade 11. He's now a big boy. It is imperative he deliver as a result of being one year older and more mature at the QB position. Same goes for Regan Schuler, all star RB in his first year in the backfield, as well as Incredible Hulk Jason Pearce...You don't have to be a senior to deliver on the field...as this team is expected to show this season, as they attempt to bring back the football pride that has lacked for the past 2 years. Don't count of Grade 12 standouts Tom Montgomery, Matt Rapparlie, and Brett Gregg, potential leaders on this team as they begin their quest for the city title.

It all starts Friday, when they play the monkey on their back for the last 2 years, in a game solely played for the Freshies

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