Saskatchewan Roughriders-Winnipeg Blue Bombers game analysis #1
Wrath of Cheeseburger a blessing in disguise for Riders' Holmes
*Saskatchewan Roughriders Post-game Commentary*
It was a wet, rainy, stormy night in the wake of the upcoming Saskatchewan Roughriders home openor, prompting game officials to postpone the game up to half an hour. Fans were becoming unsettled, agitated and flustered, however there was one other small thing unsettled that would change the face of the game.
In an uncharacteristic turn of events, Saturday night game star Corey Holmes came upon McDonalds to find something as a burst to his kick returning. He ordered and downed a cheeseburger without much hesitation. Once it came time for returning, as he weaved and swerved, juked and jived and turned bomber defenders inside out on 1 kickoff (TD) and punt return (60 yards), he then proceeded to turn himself inside out in the dressing room. It was then that he discharged the remains from his body what may well have been the source of energy that pushed him past the last bomber defender.
Aahhh McDonalds, the one food chain one owner maybe shouldn't consider a sponser...those powerful arches swaying in the dark horizon. There are however some stark contrasts to the negativity surrounding the nations most widely expanding food chain. What was witnessed after the cheesburger scourge from Holmes was similar to a "Quarter Pounder" as the merciless Green and White romped their way to a 16-0 1st quarter lead. "No more burgers man", inputted Holmes despite his immediate and rampant success consisting of 302 yards rushing.
not impressive enough?
Lets just say this highly regarded RB/SB/KR/PR/anything you want him to be: not only did this feat on a wonky stomach, but also high stepped his way to the end zone with the help of some 'fallen arches'
This mishap is a lesson to all who would even consider packing on the calories before taking part in a big sporting event. From now on as I walk closer to the golden arches and a Bacon Double Cheeseburger and triple thick milkshake stand in my way, what will it be? Will I cave into the temptation as a previous game star had just done? The resume' looks quite impressive.......
Uhhh sorry, I think i'll just order the Atkin's diet special please
BleacherBuff
It was a wet, rainy, stormy night in the wake of the upcoming Saskatchewan Roughriders home openor, prompting game officials to postpone the game up to half an hour. Fans were becoming unsettled, agitated and flustered, however there was one other small thing unsettled that would change the face of the game.
In an uncharacteristic turn of events, Saturday night game star Corey Holmes came upon McDonalds to find something as a burst to his kick returning. He ordered and downed a cheeseburger without much hesitation. Once it came time for returning, as he weaved and swerved, juked and jived and turned bomber defenders inside out on 1 kickoff (TD) and punt return (60 yards), he then proceeded to turn himself inside out in the dressing room. It was then that he discharged the remains from his body what may well have been the source of energy that pushed him past the last bomber defender.
Aahhh McDonalds, the one food chain one owner maybe shouldn't consider a sponser...those powerful arches swaying in the dark horizon. There are however some stark contrasts to the negativity surrounding the nations most widely expanding food chain. What was witnessed after the cheesburger scourge from Holmes was similar to a "Quarter Pounder" as the merciless Green and White romped their way to a 16-0 1st quarter lead. "No more burgers man", inputted Holmes despite his immediate and rampant success consisting of 302 yards rushing.
not impressive enough?
Lets just say this highly regarded RB/SB/KR/PR/anything you want him to be: not only did this feat on a wonky stomach, but also high stepped his way to the end zone with the help of some 'fallen arches'
This mishap is a lesson to all who would even consider packing on the calories before taking part in a big sporting event. From now on as I walk closer to the golden arches and a Bacon Double Cheeseburger and triple thick milkshake stand in my way, what will it be? Will I cave into the temptation as a previous game star had just done? The resume' looks quite impressive.......
Uhhh sorry, I think i'll just order the Atkin's diet special please
BleacherBuff
posted by BleacherBuff @ 1:54 PM
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