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Friday, June 24, 2005

Saskatchewan Roughriders Commentary: Game#1

Gang Green
  • Look for Riders to run roughshod on hapless Bombers tomorrow
While looking through the Roughriders Insanely deep receiving corps, one crazy and extremely irrelivant thing came upon me as i was waiting standby for the upcoming Riders-Bombers clash at Taylor field Saturday night. Consider this, judging by the birth names of these rampant pigskin huggers the bombers are flirting with a prairie fire....

Dominguez
Elijah (Thurmon)
Abrahim (Tounkara)
Travis (Moore)
Hoffart

Read the fine print...coincidence?? I believe not. This receiving corp and the rest of the rider brass have such quick strike offense and unbreakable defense that the star maimed bombers are liable to collapse....their offense is ready to appear faster than Sask. Farmers on a sunny day and their defense can stone the offense quicker than the farmers chances after the first rain comes (thats quick).

Do i sound a little to0 optimistic?(I reckon so) You as a rider fan can never be optimistic enough (You accusing me boy? I was only the one who drove the truck that had the manure in it that hit the wrong driveway? I did that on purpose so that we would only get a small fine ). This team has gone in 5 years where no team has gone before
(5 years is a long time boy what are u talking about?) In 5 years...they have 3 players remaining from their roster (Thank goodness for that). No team has turned it around more than they (5 years is still a long time boy)

To make a long story short....i won't tell the rest ...these voices in my head keep urging me to say the negative...to go aginst the great work that has been done...this is a championship calibre team folks...and this is the very reason i am up at 1 AM to finish this off in short order...this team is special and should be followed every step of the way.

Oh and by the by...I forgot to mention the game..........

No analysis needed

The Lowdown: Riders----Fast,Experienced,Driven,Home team, Hungry,....... Bombers------Thin Depth,Inexperienced, slow, No Name brand players......


Prediction: Riders 30 Bombers 19



1 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

jon massey is like the next rob vanstone i swear this kid can write just as good jon u better apply to the star phoenix or leader post man you got game!!

7:27 PM  

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